when the lyrics of a song relate to how ur feeling perfectly <333
These are… actually pretty inspiring.
“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”
thats just awesome
“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”
My fave right there.
“Bite off more than you can chew and chew it” is my life motto
what do you call a woman with an opinion
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
Australia uses a very similar one. The two countries really are like siblings.
yeah, we got the looks, and they got the sheep
Remember when Roxy was so freaked out by Trickster Jane and Jake that she asked the Condesce to throw her back in jail
yeah but i’m still laughing at “)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out”
Definitely one of my favorite parts in Homestuck ever